The soft allurements of the Pseudcast, far from leading our friend to any one determined path, did but nourish and increase the unrest he had previously experienced. A secret fire was gliding through his veins: objects distinct and indistinct alternated within his soul, and awoke unspeakable desire. At one time he wished for a horse, at another for wings; and not till it seemed impossible that he could stay, did he look round him to discover w...
2020-05-26 09:30:34 +0000 UTC
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Dr. Thaddeus Russell PhD, CEO of Renegade University, has taught at Columbia University, Barnard College, Lang College, the New School for Social Research, and Occidental College. He has a PhD in History from Columbia University, which is tied with Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Yale University for the position of #3 Ranked National University in the United Stat...
2020-05-23 07:52:32 +0000 UTC
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It is the year 2029. Scientific rationalism has advanced so far that cyber-atheists are commonplace. In addition, human brains can connect to the internet directly. Dr. E. MIchael Jones is an officer in Section 777, an elite, secretive police division that deals with special operations, including counter materialism and cyber nihilism. He is currently on the trail of Stefan Molyneux, a cyber criminal who hacks into the brains of cyborgs in...
2020-05-16 07:44:40 +0000 UTC
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She had it all: Fame. Fortune. Youth. Beauty. Once upon a time she was the darling of Indie Filmmaking's golden age, but all fame is fleeting, and this notorious podcasting starlet has spent the last three months far away from the public's prying eyes.
Cloistered and quarantined within her Brooklyn estate's private screening room, she now shuns the spotlight that at one time favored her so. Over and over she instructs her dedicated...
2020-05-14 02:23:51 +0000 UTC
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Tonight's the night, and everyone is out rocking their best fits. It's the big Battle of the Ideological Bands, and every scene in town has its own champion in the show. As the concert hall fills up though, and tensions rise between the anarchists and the tankies, and the left libertarians and right libertarians come to blows, one man remains aloof, Jake Hanrahan of...
2020-05-10 05:24:13 +0000 UTC
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The year is 20XX, there is no more culture, the institutions are dead. The journalists and blue checkmarks are extinct, nothing anymore but a forgotten whisper. A new class of media elite rule, the Pseuds are the masters of culture, and the celebrities of old huddle in little holes, fearing for their fame, knowing there is nothing they can do but submit to the dominion of the Pseudodoxology Network.
Does this sound like some faraway drea...
2020-05-09 17:11:35 +0000 UTC
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Deep in the Northwoods of Wisconsin, legends circulate, of a frightful witch cooking up curses. Spoken of only in whispers by the townsfolk she terrorizes, she long ago cast off the shackles of her Christian name, and branded herself according to some ancient tongue long unheard, as Zola Jesus. Exiled even from the unholy coven to which she once belonged, now only
2020-05-05 01:19:46 +0000 UTC
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The clash of the century, the event of a lifetime! In the red corner, the Usenet Brawler, Curtis Yarvin. In the blue corner, the underdog, the hungry pup, my friend Jack from the Perfume Nationalist!
Yarvin has talked a big game in the past, trying to flaunt his stuff ...
2020-05-03 19:47:14 +0000 UTC
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So me and my buddy, Sean McCarthy were hanging out at my house, dueling in some Magic the Gathering games, playing Donkey Kong Country 2, drinking capri sun, and we got to talking, about maybe doing this totally tubular Pseudcast episode. I thought it was a killer idea, so I got out my Talkboy tape recorder (as seen in the movie Home Alone II) and we just had a ni...
2020-05-01 02:07:38 +0000 UTC
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You've waited your whole life for this. You've trained. You've perfected your craft. You've devoted thousands of hours. You're ready. Flown by black helicopter to a remote island, you're about to meet with... The Elite. The greatest Goldeneye 007 for the N64 speedrunners in the world. The fastest. The deadliest. They're waiting to be impressed. Do you think you have the right stuff?
Before you have a chance, though, on your way from the ...
2020-04-30 01:52:44 +0000 UTC
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A viral CAD file has escaped from a research lab in Austin, and its engineer is pursued across the world by authorities. His name is Cody Wilson. The most dangerous man in the universe, or something like that. I don't really know. That's just what the media told me. He's a bad, bad, bad man. Or does he just want you to think that? Or does the FBI just want you to think that? I can't really keep track of it all. It's so confusing. Feints within...
2020-04-27 07:54:40 +0000 UTC
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Coming very soon, the moment all you Pseuds out there have been waiting for... That's right, the best selling episode of the Pseudodoxology Official Pseudcast, Episode 7: "My Other Publishing Deal is a Gold Plated, Jewel Encrusted Ford F-150," is now available as a microfictive Patreon podcast episode description section. Relive all your favorite moments of award winning, best selling, self-published alt-lit sweethearts 2020-04-26 08:40:46 +0000 UTC
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INT. THE MATRIX - NEITHER DAY NOR NIGHT
CASEY KASEM stands before an ostentatious curtain, so deeply black as to appear an ethereally regal purple, so voluptuously fine it was as if it were made of nothingness itself.
Hi, I'm Casey Kasem, and welcome to the Simulation We All Believe to be Reality's Top 40. I'm your host, Casey Kasem. You know, the other day, I got to thinking, what i...
2020-04-26 03:30:51 +0000 UTC
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The deep halls of high finance resound with the echoes of Pseudcast knowledge transmissions. Elite finance mastermind billionaires sit atop their treasure hoards. The ancient dragon seers rank the Pseudodoxology Sorcery Network as one of the top sources of Economic news and analysis in the networked realms. Second only to Zero Hedge. We're committed here to advancing the esoteric field of Economics, and to that end, we're devoting a full episo...
2020-04-24 07:57:06 +0000 UTC
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What if you could travel to parallel worlds? The same year, the same Earth, only different dimensions. A world where Rush Limbaugh is replaced by Kantbot and a really incredible soundboard loaded up with Sliders and K-Pax Samples. The Pseudodoxology Podcast Network has found the gateway. Now the problem is... finding a way back home.
Beloved Pseud Jack fro...
2020-04-24 01:49:54 +0000 UTC
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Scrambling through the nondescript halls of Goldsmiths, University of London, Matt Colquhoun outruns the Agents of Hyper-Capitalism, or something. Is he jacking into the Matrix? Or out of it? Who can even say anymore. Abandoning his slave name to become Xenogothic, he joins me to hack into the mainframe of the simulation, to upload the pirate code that will emancipate ...
2020-04-18 22:08:14 +0000 UTC
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Big time Pseuds, Logo and Nightmare Vision, join me in reforming the secret alchemical brotherhood of imaginary doctors sometimes known as the Rosicrucian Order. Together we unlock the long hidden secrets John Dee's encrypted grimoires to finally reveal the secret truth of Qanon. That's ...
2020-04-18 18:35:45 +0000 UTC
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Certified Pseud Curtis Yarvin addresses the response to his article on his Plan A for Coronavirus and the Fed's Bailout
That part isn't really interesting though, so we mostly just talk about...
2020-04-16 06:08:30 +0000 UTC
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