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Episode 18: So You Want to be a Podcaster, Huh? (w/ Dick Masterson)

Added 2020-05-27 18:56:47 +0000 UTC

You think this is a game? You think you're a troll? An asshole? A dick? You think you're a tough guy, huh? Well, I got news for you little man, you're nothing. In here, you're nobody. Is this where you want to end up? You're laughing now, huh? But I got something I'm going to fill you in on, if you think this is a game, you're wrong. Look over there, you see him? You know who that is? That's Dick Masterson, of the Dick Show. Is that how you want to end up? Like him? Like me? Doing a Podcast?

You better think real hard about your actions, or before you know it people will be making Reddit posts about you and you'll be sucking a big fat mic for Patreon buxxx. You think this is a game? People get hurt. Every day. You want to end up locked up in a brand, behind subscriber metric bars? Is that what your mom and dad wanted for you, you think? I got news for you. This isn't a game. So listen up. This stuff is real. It'll mess you up. You think this is a game? Podcasting is a life sentence.