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Hey hey sorry folks

Hey hey sorry folks

First chunk of November has been pretty darn rough ngl, gonna try and get my groove going aSAP

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Happy Halloween!!

Happy Halloween!!

Happy Halloween guys! I wish I was able to do more big silly smutty stuff, but rn with school all I can do is keep my head above water, we’re a long ways away from the days of making full games and a whole ass inktober now, but I’m grateful to have y’all along with me for the ride

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A happy Halloween coming your way from Halsin!

A happy Halloween coming your way from Halsin!

Man it feels like October blew past, I miss having enough free time to do inktober, I wanna draw so much for Halloween and just don’t have time😭

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Post nut clarity do hit like a thunderstorm

Post nut clarity do hit like a thunderstorm

😖 I’m soooo susceptible to it haha

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Horny fellows

Horny fellows

I love when retro cards are low key horny haha

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It’s always an honor to un-gender bend a card

It’s always an honor to un-gender bend a card

I do like the newer yassified art of the snow elves but these dudes have a certain charm too;)

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My favorite board wipe

My favorite board wipe

Look I’m sure he already has an escape plan mapped out, just like, ooooone more minute…

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Ramping up to some Niccolo stories!

Ramping up to some Niccolo stories!

I’ve been chipping away at some Niccolo based stories that I want to share with you guys but still have to clean them up, and make a few a little dirtier too;)

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Cat dad!!

Cat dad!!

Ngl I do like white cards a lot, but my windgrace deck has like made itself the most known to me as like, always working


Cat dad putting in the hours 👀👀

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When the quote author gets dickstracted

When the quote author gets dickstracted

I’m really enjoying making up these cards! I’ve been looking at venues to get them printed, which is a liiiiitle bit tricky because of the content, but I’d love to have a play set of smut for yugioh and magic cards! Maybe I can even find a way to make them available to you guys too

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Breeding Bull!

Breeding Bull!

Y’all voted to see Mogis first! So we have a breeding bull ‘sacking’ a village heheh 😜

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My favorite new card from Dusmourn

My favorite new card from Dusmourn

Wellll besides maybe one otherrrr but the OG fellow is too scary! So I made a horny version based on my friends very hot balloon artist character

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Ajani (un)Yielding

Ajani (un)Yielding

Look, I’m sorry but a big cat man is just Cummytomato brand through and throughhhh do you think he and Hershey would get along?

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Niccolo’s not done with you yet ;)

Niccolo’s not done with you yet ;)

This is my new little evil lad, started off as my durge but I am slowly piecing together the ideas of some warlock-y stories around him,

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Poles of Theros Poll

Hey hey folks! apologies for the silence been cramming for tests, but I do want to get some content rolling for y'all ASAP so lets get started with some polls! I'm wanting to give some of the magic gods some horny treatment, who would you want to see showing off the godly goods first? clockwise from top left, Purphoros, Iroas (centaur), Xenagos (Satyr)...

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Boros is the most hung guild?

Boros is the most hung guild?

Bahaha I’m sorry idk why but in my brain Boros = big dick energy, I need to spread the love around a bit more

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Sir Ian McKellen are you free on Thursday

Sir Ian McKellen are you free on Thursday

Because if you are free on Thursday, I am free on Thursday and-

Sorry sorry, I’m just saying, Gandalf could get it and he’s welcome to show me any magic rings he wants (the reason for this joke is that is the standard text for this card, though I went with a different quote and art match up than the base pair)

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Sol Ring!!

Sol Ring!!

The perfect mana rock has arrived!

Some of our amazing meteor swarm patrons specifically requested some magic cards, and since it’s been a little bit of an interest of mine I decided let’s do it! Our first ever magic card, the infamous Sol ring!

I even got to play some magic the last few days so you guys can look forward to some polls and submission boxes for mtg cards to get slutty with!

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Best Fishy Boy

Best Fishy Boy

Thinking about our boy Garret again, is it too late for mermaids this summer?

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Honestly I was surprised how jacked he was In the anime

Honestly I was surprised how jacked he was In the anime

Local horny imp, more at 7

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Sharing is Caring

Sharing is Caring

and every prince needs a royal scepter... but I think his seneschals dick will do for now right?

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Sleepy Prince get's spit roasted

Sleepy Prince get's spit roasted

Hey folks, I'm really proud of what we're cooking with right now, writing is coming along slower, but ngl, I looked at this on my phone earlier and I was just like- DAMN look at what I made!

For real though, thank you guys so much for sticking with me as I get comfortable with my med school agenda and when and how to make fun smut!

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He’s sensing Astolfo!

He’s sensing Astolfo!

Thigh high stockings detected!! White monster directed!! UWU detected!

Realizing I hadn’t cross posted from the discord!

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Hey classy friends, come, join me in the survey box, the waters fine

Hey classy friends, come, join me in the survey box, the waters fine

For my awesome starshower and meteor swarm patrons! bless your gosh darn souls!! here's pur survey box while I polish the rewards

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScW8I__CzTQfnb9AzBLcMwUuSP8Ya...

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Who’s that Pokemon!

Who’s that Pokemon!

It’s definitely not Pinhead from Hellraiser lol 🫢 or is it…


lol I hope you guys are enjoying these! Polls and submission boxes will be coming out tomorrow!

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I- wait I don’t think that’s water—!!!

I- wait I don’t think that’s water—!!!

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The OG Yugioh Himbo

The OG Yugioh Himbo

How many different versions of this slut are? How many times have they manipulated me with his arms, and slutty waist, and general off brand Guts energy🥺

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What do y'all think, La Jinn with some extra rings or without?

What do y'all think, La Jinn with some extra rings or without?

would you deck 3 this big man even though he's a vanilla monster?

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Which Elemental Hero is Hershey?

asking for a friend, the friend is horny

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The Villager!

The Villager!

Galeo is our fire emblem villager you guys voted for!

the character for the fire emblem project y’all were most interested in next was the villager with huge potential, ofc that meant it was time for our favorite farmer to make his appearance! The seeds of Galeo having some past experiences from war were always a core part of his character conception in my brain, and what bigger *aptitude* can one have for growth then impending twinkde...

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