MrTomato

Norin? More like more in-

Idk some dick joke

It’s a cock!

As in the male of the species of bird duh

I’m sorry but

As much as I love Boros- I LIKE WINNING OCCASIONALLY AND ORZHOV JUST DOES THAT A BIT BETTER

Ketramoan

I love when they introduce new gods, makes me wanna world build!!

The Roommates

Sorry for the slow roll guys! Fighting off a cold and finishing off the middle of my semester sucked! But I’m hoping to pump out some awesome content for you guys ASAP, I’ve got two small projects I want to consider for the immediate future so look forward to a poll on which one should take the lead!

Now that’s a mana rock

Lol none of the thought vessel arts really do it for me but maybe… maybe we can fix that 😳

Jamie my sweet

Struggling through the flu rn but felt like a good time to finally draw this hunk

Tfw I win at commander

By playing overpowered cards XD it feels so cheap to win with elfball, much better to win with elfballs

Watch your eyes!

Basri… girl he’s a zombie

I mean it’s proooobably fine… right?

Vihaan

Another favorite commander of mine, I have a tricky relationship with treasure decks because they feel like such a fine line between being fun and being broken, but look at that thick cock, he can break me

Ya know…

How in Egyptian mythology there’s some self sucking involved in the creation mythos?? I think Lord Windgrace would approve

Goku??

Look I can explain- super saiyan 4 did something to my brain as a kid

Speaking of WUBRG

Probably need one of these for everybody yeah?

Eminence is a hell of an ability

So like… I’m debating here, he’s a five color commander, should he have a dick for each color? That’s like a whole bushel of dragon dicks

My beloved

I waited a long time to make a Halsin card, I’ve faced this issue before where my all time favorite characters become difficult for me to draw cuz I always feel like I’m letting them down!

Hazezon!

One of the cooler commander types IMO, ones that go beyond like tribal into Caring about a more specific type of card, like deserts matter? That’s awesome in perpetuity any time a desert card drops I get to think of this guy

That’s a good boy

Or basilisk, idk is the collar for the basilisk? Is it a basilisk collar? Chicken egg??

He’s not a pirate!!

Buuuut he is exploring his options;)

Thank you next

Honestly feels like a good revenge plot for a smut fic, horny wizard is trying to summon a breeding demon of his dreams, one of the rejects that got unsummoned trains up to get revenge on that wizard’s perky ass, etc

Three visitors, which one are you entertaining first?

Tbh I’ve always been interested in romance of three kingdoms stuff, seems like a good entry point;)

Something expensive heh

Hershey feels like a good proper candidate for the lions eye diamond

Aristocrats are fun right?

This was honestly one of the first cards I wanted to do but I hadn’t quite found my flow back then yet

Mr Markov

Decided I wasn’t really satisfied with the first version I did, as much as I liked the goon simps, simping goons? The dorks on the sidelines lol, this feels better to me

Garruk!!!

I was really not happy with how my last garruk drawing came out, so I wanted to make sure I went above and beyond this time, I think or boy is about to become a slime commander and I couldn't be more excited!

A little Niccolo Story!!

A little story to set up some lore for Niccolo and how the setting around him works! it might start off a little technical but I think there's also something kinda hot about a contract negotiation going sexy

He’s just a silly little guy!!

Idk what it is about this card but I’m a psemilla Stan

Who Whore’d it better?

Lol these were two of the first expensive cards I traded for in magic, and now we have dirty versions!

Watcha drinkin’

Tbh I should post more of the art outside of the cards cuz some of them like this I think came out really pretty!

Wanna see him shoot?

Lol this is the frustrating thing about magic- WHERES THE FANFIC